Ayos ba?

Nag GM yung schoolmate ko. She asked..

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

I answered..

Well then..I guess, you'd have to be a political figure..or a really rich person who made a difference to the world. A person who is hindering the kniving plans of an evil mastermind.

Pag-babago!

Grabe..ayoko na nga mag english. Wala namang nag babasa ng mga post ko. Who do I have to impress ba? Ni wala man lang nag co-comment eh. Hay..from now on I’m going to write how ever I chose to do it. Mula ngayon..magtatagalog na din ako..

So? Anung gusto kong sabihin? Hmm..ah..alam ko na..

Kanina ang sakit ng puson ko..every guy na ka-officemate ko na naka spot sa pamimilipit ko ng katawan sabi ba naman sakin..

“Oh, bakit ganyan ka? ”
“Sakit puson ko eh..”
“Ah..mag-kakaron ka na..inom ka maligamgam na water..”

Yaks..how can they be so comfortable telling me that. And, ako nga di ko alam about dun sa water eh. Ako tuloy yung nahiya. Pero ang galling noh? Sobrang lawak ng pag iisip nila para ma absorb na merong dugo na lalabas sating mga girls every month. Wahaha!! Wala lang..natatawa lang ako. Sabi pa nung isang employee ditto last time sakin..

“O, bakit may pasa ka?! Meron ka noh? Yung misis ko ganyan din pag may Reg** eh..konting sanggi mu lang..hala..ayan na ang mga pasa.”

HuWhaat?!! What a word!?! Babae nga ako..pero..hoyst! Ang term naman..hehe
Kung sa bagay..kanya kanyang trip yan. Siguro lang, hindi nila ko Makita as miss-eew..i don’t make tusok tusok to the fishballs..as in..heller..as in..like..eeww..type of girl. Hay nako..it's tough minsan being a girl..lalo na kung hindi pang girl ang mga trip mo. Ako kasi, I least like yung mga sobrang pa-girl stuff. Yung para sakin O.A. na..like pink gamit tapos terno pa lahat. Ayoko ng terno terno, pati partner mo ka-terno mo? Okay lang kung halos parehas lang kayo ng shade ng color. Yung isa lighter brown and the other, dark brown, pero yung exactly alike..haha..mag-sasayaw ba kayo? Ayoko din ng lip gloss kase parang may sebo sa bibig. I dont fancy yung mga to the highest level na heels, heavy-gat na earings. Hay..di na kasi girlie like yun eh..mga pang drag queens na yun eh. Not that there's anything wrong with drag queens or anu man. Sakin lang naman yan =p

Diba there are other ways para magpa pansin diba? And believe me..kung innate na ang appeal..kahit naka yuko ka..may papansin at papansin sayo. No need for extra effort. Kung wala naman pumansin sayo..Paki alam ba nila.. mahal ka naman ng nanay mo, ng kapatid mo, ng grandpa and grandma mo..basta meron jan..Nasaan man sha.We don't need them..

Oops..sorry..asan na ba ko? Ayun na nga. Teka..sakit ulet puson ko..rest muna ko ah..Bye-yay!

Fire away!

***Hi dear ones...here's my first, and certainly not the last, entry. You'l have to excuse my spelling by the way... Hmm.. I love to write about anything and everything. I have a very busy mind inside of me but often, when I try to speak.. not everything comes out right..hehe.. Currently, I am here at the front desk.. no.. I am behind the front desk and the laptop is in front of me. I am typing and I don't think many is interested enough to read about my blog..except maybe..Me.. and I won't be reading them because they are long and I have no time and by the time that I do have time..I'd be too busy writing about something else...or maybe drinking with my friends and getting really drunk and wasted by the weekend.

Anyway, let me tell you about my daily whereabouts. I am a receptionist..somewhere. The salary is reasonable and okay. I have my own computer and it is internet ready. I have a phone on my left. No incoming calls for me..only those from my bosses who needs me for somethings. The door and I have established a very great relationship for almost two weeks now. I would like to call my door Blue.. not because it is all blue but its the only color I can spot from it. Blue is very clean and clear. It obeys my every whim..with just a push of the button..it does what it do best.. "open" it closes on its own..smart Blue eh? I have my very own stalker here as well.. "Little Eye".. It watches my every move..eww..doesn't say much really..just there..24/7..very still.. carefully watching my every motion.. what can I ask for.. I've a fake tree on my right..but don't call it that..it's like Pinocchio.. thinks it's a real tree..

Oh, Lord..readers might think I'm a little woo-hoo! I am perfectly healthy and sane individual.. I just have a lot of free time.. and it's really not that big a deal to write things down hoping one day someone may read this..hehe.. It's just like talking alone.. (huh?) the only difference is the memory is preserved and everything is entirely different than talking alone.. but when you think about it.. it's quite the same right? so, I therefore conclude that not everyone who talks to themselves is crazy. I hope so.. or else.. nyayks! Gotta rest for a while.. I need to go to the potty room..whew.. I have a lot of cool things to say really.. so..read on.. mwah!!